Thursday, September 11, 2008

A Rosie by any other name.....or why cats are just superior by far to dogs.

Take one puppy.

Mix with a generous amount of fox or badger poo ( both equally pungent and equally pleasing to pup) See behind the collar on left for puppy hair clagged with oily and particularly malodorous deposit through with which puppy has decorated itself.

On return home find dog soap ( from the Soap Shed ) and put puppy in warm, but not too hot, bath.

Paw on water. (Pardon the pun)

Dry puppy and later find someone to snuggle her to test whether any lingering trace of badger (or fox) remains.

A Rosie by any other name would smell as sweet.


Anonymous said...

Adorable. And typical!

Griffin said...

Daffy dog! But on the other hand, did she do that because she knew she'd get pampered...? Maybe not so daffy after all.

Tho' tis true that cats are just superior to dogs... just ask any cat.

Roses and Lilacs said...

It is true, but worth mentioning again. Cats are far superior to dogs and most things.
Best wishes,
Toby the Terrible Tabby

Moonroot said...

Sorry to infer that cats are in any way on a par with dogs, but one of mine used to love 'decorating' herself with such substances too. And was less happy than Rosie to be bathed - although admittedly I wasn't using lovely stuff from the Soap Shed.

Isn't Rosie growing fast!

Anonymous said...

She would have to be a cat to be any more purrrfect.

ChrisJ said...

"Paw' Rosie doesn't look like she is enjoying her bath, even if it is done with fancy soap. I wonder if she learned her lesson -- I doubt it. We had cows in the field behind our house and Rip did love to roll! OOOHF!

Shammickite said...

Nothing nicer that a cuddly CLEAN puppy!

The Dutchess said...

Adorable..its a lot off work a puppy,but its more than worth it!

verobirdie said...

Rosie is growing into a beautiful dog. Must be hard to be a puppy in a cat world :-)