This week I have eaten
a dog brush
a hair comb
a sponge from the kitchen
a cardboard box
a kitchen knife
some pheasant feathers
cat food
dog food
roast potatoes
a roll of sticky tape
frozen horse poo
grass
a shoe
a slipper (like a shoe but softer)
a hairbrush
some paper
wrapping from a chocolate bar
and various other things.
yum.
And you lived to talk about it? You dogs must have stomachs akin to steel pits! To hear the humans talk about it, if us cats so much as eat a wee piece of thread, we are goners.
ReplyDeleteI am oddly impressed.
Purrs Goldie
A kitchen knife?! Yikes! Rosie you must have a stomach made of iron.
ReplyDeleteSome of the things I eats, some I just nibble and gnaw at and some I shred into the smallest pieces like snow.
ReplyDeletePs forgot to mention the plastic bag. That made such patterns all over teh house. Perfect. And the rubber ball that I ate piece by piece that decorated my poo in alarming blue patterns. Too much detail?
Oh Rosie! are you sure you're not a goat?! I'm so glad you explained that some things (presumbably the kitchen knife) you just nibble on. I bet your blue mosaic poos were quite spectacular!
ReplyDeleteObviously on a diet then! A seafood diet - see food, eat it! Tee Hee!
ReplyDeleteRosie seems to eat a lot of frozen poo.
ReplyDeleteRosie, the variety in your diet is amazing. Living with you must be like having a cute but too inquisitive toddler in the house.
ReplyDeleteyou are funny!!! I like that!!!
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