This year I tried to be good, but so far have eaten:
a pair of sunglasses
a sponge for cleaning things
a koala bear toy that was precious
a brown shoe
a black shoe
some coal
some horse poo (frozen
bird seed
a pen
a chip or maybe more
cat food.
But I did not,
no I did not,
eat Kiffer's head!
Maybe Elmo has seen Kiffer's head? Hopefully it will be found before he needs it and hasn't been taken for Frankencat.
ReplyDeleteOh Rosie, you will have what our vet calls "garbage gut!" And then you will have to take pills and have a very bland diet.
ReplyDeleteBut if you had, you could say in your defence that Kiffer was very relaxed about the whole thing.
ReplyDeletewell that's all right then:)
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